Here are a few remarks that might well come out of Trump’s mouth as he pushes his Bible sales. “Cain was not such a bad guy. He stepped out onto 5th Avenue and killed his brother Abel. He got away with it because he was so popular.” “Moses parted the waters of the Red Sea so people could escape their difficulties. That was a good idea at the time. But I did Moses one better. I walled off the waters of the Rio Grande so people couldn’t bring their difficulties into these United States. Lovely thing, my wall.” “Jesus had a good legal mind, but he was overly dramatic. He exonerated an adulterer at trial. But why did he even let it go to trial? He should have just allowed motions delaying everything until the community forgot the whole hoo-ha.”
